|Discard medicine more than two years old.
|He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
|I wouldn't marry him with a ten foot pole.
|Free! Free!/A trip/to Mars/for 900/empty jars/Burma Shave
|The days of the digital watch are numbered. -Tom Stoppard
|Nepal premier won't resign.
|For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
|His money is twice tainted: 'taint yours and 'taint mine.
|There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. -Ken Olsen, 1977
|It's a tiny change to the code and not completely disgusting. - Bob Manchek
|size: a.out: bad magic
|The major problem is with sendmail. -Mark Horton
|Give me a rock, paper and scissors and I will move the world. CCFestoon
|If the enemy is within range, then so are you.
|It's well we cannot hear the screams/That we create in others' dreams.
|You remind me of a TV show, but that's all right: I watch it anyway.
|C is as portable as Stonehedge!!
|Even if I could be Shakespeare, I think I should still choose to be Faraday. - A. Huxley
|The fugacity of a constituent in a mixture of gases at a given temperature is proportional to its mole fraction. Lewis-Randall Rule
|How can you write a big system without C++? -Paul Glick